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What is Captain Hook's favorite form of humor?

Deadpan

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2. I've never been a fan of facial hair.

But now it's starting to grow on me.

3. How does a Sleeping Dragon know he snores?

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4. Hobbits are a branch of the human race, but I think they have some similarities to plants.

That's why they can perform Frodo synthesis.

5. You can’t run in a campground…

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6. [getting arrested for impersonating a priest]

I KNOW MY RITES!!

7. My favorite sex position is called "WOW."

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